tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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unfesant:

#643: Reshiram
#644: Zekrom    

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK  OR DISASTER

Most nations have systems that allow them to speak to as many citizens as possible in the event of something catastrophic. 

The United States has theEmergency Alert System that when triggered, will interrupt all T.V and every radio system to alert people of possible imminent catastrophe. 

This is what that alert system sounds like.

i honestly don’t know what i expected but it really wasn’t this

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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katieintherealworld:

Good man.

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comedycentral:

Stephen Colbert suggests a unique way to improve veterans’ healthcare. Click here to watch.